Ryan Reynolds credited as playing...
George Lutz
- Kathy Lutz: [Eating at dinner table, George spits out his food, making a scene] Is this discipline, or torture?
- George Lutz: I thought it was meatloaf...
- George Lutz: Uh... this, this is a mistake.
- Realtor: How's that?
- George Lutz: No, I mean your ad in the paper. Uh... this is a... It's gotta be a misprint, cause I'm a contractor, and I know what a place like this should cost. And, you know, if this is... Well, if this is true, then this is a... the deal of a lifetime.
- Realtor: And what is wrong with that?
- George Lutz: So, look, I gotta ask what's the catch? There's always a catch.
- Realtor: There was a tragedy, a crime... a murder.
- Michael Lutz: Do I have to call you Dad, now?
- George Lutz: Guess what?
- Michael Lutz: What?
- George Lutz: You can call me whatever you want.
- Michael Lutz: Anything?
- George Lutz: Yep.
- Michael Lutz: Cool.
- George Lutz: Anything.
- Michael Lutz: Cool.
- George Lutz: Yeah.
- Michael Lutz: Um... Stinky?
- George Lutz: Sure.
- Michael Lutz: Poopy-head?
- George Lutz: Yeah.
- Michael Lutz: Crap-monkey-fart?
- George Lutz: [laughing] Okay, we gotta draw the line somewhere, pal, that does it!
- Realtor: We're happy?
- Kathy Lutz: Yes, we're happy.
- George Lutz: [pointing to Kathy] She's happy. I'm broke.
- Michael Lutz: George, George? Look what I found?
- George Lutz: What is that? Where'd you find that?
- Michael Lutz: Harry and I found it.
- George Lutz: Where?
- Michael Lutz: In the basement.
- Michael Lutz: Not the basement. My office. You listen to me. You don't go down there. Understand?