Seth Green credited as playing...
Chris Griffin • Additional Voices
- Peter Griffin: Kids, your mother and I have decided that we are gonna help you two get out in to dating world.
- Lois Griffin: That's right. Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat.
- Chris Griffin: Why you gotta break balls?
- Peter Griffin: And Meg when I get through with you, you're gonna be beating guys off with both hands!
- Meg Griffin: This is gonna be so fun!
- Peter Griffin: Hey! Zip it! Rule number one: No speaky until the *man* speaky to *you*.
- Chris Griffin: Mom! Look at me!
- [jumps in pool]
- Chris Griffin: How was that?
- Lois Griffin: Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics.
- Chris Griffin: You were in the Olympics?
- Lois Griffin: No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice.
- Chris Griffin: Mom, Meg reckons Omar Sharif is dead but I think she thinking of Anthony Quinn.
- Lois Griffin: Chris, your father and I are in the tub! And Meg, you are thinking of Anthony Quinn.