Lori Alan credited as playing...
Diane Simmons
- Diane Simmons: In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period.
- Tom Tucker: Well Diane, I'm sure you and your brother must be devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been.
- Diane Simmons: ...And that's it for sports. Now, let's go to Ollie Williams with the Adopt-a-Pet of the week.
- Ollie Williams: [holding a small puppy] Who wants this dog?
- Diane Simmons: [cut back] Thanks, Ollie. And now, let's go to Peter Griffin with "Ya Know What Really Grinds My - "
- [Tom Tucker appears]
- Diane Simmons: Tom, what are you doing? You don't work here anymore.
- Tom Tucker: Well Diane, I have an exclusive story. And I... can't figure out how to check my e-mail from home.
- Ollie Williams: [off-screen] Did you check your TCP/IP settings?
- Tom Tucker: Yes I did, Ollie.
- Ollie Williams: [off-screen] Enable cookies?
- Tom Tucker: Yes, Ollie.
- Ollie Williams: [off-screen] You want this dog?
- Tom Tucker: No thank you, Ollie.