Monster House (2006)

Mitchel Musso: DJ

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Quotes 

• DJ : Oh my god!

  Chowder : What?

  DJ : You're a dork!

• DJ : Questions?

  Chowder : Yes, umm, are you nuts? I don't wanna steal drugs from my Father, I don't wanna go inside a monster, and I don't wanna die!

  Jenny : I say its worth a shot.

  Chowder : Yes I agree. Let's do it.

• DJ : I've just... murdered a guy!

  Chowder : Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

• Chowder : [pretending to talk to his father]  Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt?

  [turns around] 

  Chowder : Hey, DJ, you got any beer?

  [noticing Jenny] 

  Chowder : Well, hello there...

  DJ : [to Jenny]  This is... Chowder...

  Chowder : Charles, to the ladies...

  Jenny : [interrupting]  Um, Jenny Bennett. Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep.

  DJ : That's a tough school to get into.

  Chowder : Yeah, I got in but decided not to go.

  Jenny : It's a girl's school.

  Chowder : [nervous pause]  ... Which is why I didn't...

  [another nervous pause] 

  Chowder : ... You know there's a... there's a great taco stand near there...

• Zee : What is your problem?

  DJ : Uh... puberty! Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.

• DJ : We haven't left this room once! Not even to go to the bathroom.

  [Points to 2L bottle filled with something] 

  DJ : Don't drink that!

  Zee : Oh gross! Whatever disease you guys have I'm sure its got letters and that they make pills for it!

  DJ : Zee, it's true! There's something evil going on across the street!

  Zee : [Sarcastically]  That's excellent, I'm really happy for you.

• DJ : [running back to the house]  Don't look back!

  Chowder : Aah! I looked back!

• DJ : I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on the lips!

• DJ : Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore...

• Chowder : [after they escape the Monster House by getting upchucked]  That's it. Another great idea, DJ! Brilliant!

  DJ : What do you want from me, Chowder? I don't see you coming up with any big ideas.

  Chowder : Oh yeah, yeah. Do you wanna hear my big idea? I'm going home to make A PRETZEL SANDWICH! See ya!

  [starts walking away until DJ pulls him back] 

  DJ : Chowder! The house is still alive and you're gonna wuss out?

  Chowder : I risked my life for you: I stoled drugs for you and *I could've died in there!*

  DJ : Yeah. Me too!

  Chowder : Yeah, but you're the one that killed Nebbercracker in the first place!

  DJ : Getting your stupid ball back...!

  Jenny : [Jenny pulls them apart]  You guys, stop fighting. You're acting like babies.

  DJ : We ARE babies! What were we thinking? We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine. How lame could you get?

  [DJ begins walking toward his house] 

  Chowder : Where are you going?

  DJ : I'm going home. I suck.

• DJ : Can I ask you something?

  Zee : Sure you can cantelope. We are going to have so much fun I have tons of activities...

  DJ : [rolls eyes]  It's okay. They're gone

  Zee : They are? They're gone?

  [takes off her pink sweater and reveals she is wearing a black punk t shirt, unties her hair] 

• Skull : [Playing arcade machine]  You're gonna die! You're gonna die!

  Skull : [kills someone in game]  Aw, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again! Your head's rolling. You can't even see it 'cuz your eyes are on your head!

  DJ : [interupts]  Sir?

  Skull : [looks at DJ]  What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.

• Chowder : It's time for an in your face disgrace!

  [basketball ricochets off the hoop and hits Chowder in the face] 

  DJ : Are you okay?

  Chowder : My nose is in my brain!

  DJ : Let me see - Oh my God!

  Chowder : What?

  DJ : You're a dork.

• Jenny : Uh, is this pee? Because if it is, that's really gross!

  Chowder : DJ? You pee in bottles?

  DJ : What are you talking about? That one's *your* pee!

• DJ : [to Mr. Nebbercracker]  I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife.

• Zee : Who called you?

  DJ : Nebbercracker. Ps, he died today.

• Chowder : We're dead. You've killed us, and we're dead!

  DJ : Shh! I don't think the house knows that we're in here. I bet it thinks we're still in the car.

  Jenny : Listen.

  [rumbling sound] 

  Jenny : Sounds like it's sleeping.

  DJ : The only way that we're gonna get out of here alive is if we find the heart and put out the fire.

  Chowder : Maybe we should examine our *other* options?

  DJ : [shines his torch in Chowder's face]  Sure. Other option: We wait here and do *nothing* until it wakes up and *eats us*!

  Chowder : [shields his eyes]  Find the heart, put out the fire. Got it.

• DJ : It's her! The house is her!

• [planning to kill the Monster House] 

  Jenny : So we need to strike at the heart.

  Chowder : Yeah, but where are we gonna find a heart inside a house?

  DJ : [noticing something about the Monster House]  Ever since Nebbercracker died, there's been smoke coming out of that chimney.

• [Skull is playing a video game] 

  DJ : Sir?

  Skull : What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen. What?

  DJ : Okay. Old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed, and I need to know how to destroy it before it kills people...

  Skull : Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it!

  [Talking to himself while he's playing] 

  Skull : Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold!

  [Gets back on topic] 

  Skull : Possessed house, you say? Hmmmm. In my travels to the video store and comic book conventions, I've seen many strange and wondrous things. And I've heard tell of man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spirit becomes merged with the wood and brick, creating... a rare form of monster known as Domus mactabilis-sss-sss... ss-sss-ssss...

  DJ : The house is Mr. Nebbercracker.

  Chowder : We're it's murderous enemies.

  Skull : Have fun getting killed.

  [Talking to himself while playing video game] 

  Skull : Ohhh, look at that blood.

  DJ : So... how do we kill it?

  Skull : You've gotta strike at the source of life: the heart.

  DJ : But houses don't have hearts.

  Skull : [beats the game that he was playing]  Yes! Uh-huh. Yeah. You might be right about that.

  [His beeper goes off] 

  Skull : Oh. Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of. I won't be seeing you later.