Going the Distance

It's high school graduation. Nick (Christopher Jacot) plans to have the perfect life with girlfriend Trish (Katheryn Winnick). When aspiring singer Trish takes off with sleazy music producer Lenny Swackhammer (Jason Priestley) to Toronto, he decides to follow her to propose to her. His idiot surfer friends Tyler and Dime kidnaps him for a cross country road trip. They pick up hitchhikers Sasha (Joanne Kelly) and Jill (Mayko Nguyen).

The dudes are idiots and not necessarily funny idiots. The movie is idiotic with limited funny idiocy. This is Canadian maple syrup. It has whale and iceberg on the east coast, surfing on the west coast, a strip club in Montreal, and the Much Music Video Awards show in Toronto. Some of it is almost funny. Nguyen is surprisingly close but the others aren't that close. It's also a bit of a time capsule with Avril Lavigne at her pinnacle. She was a big deal once upon a time.