John Goodman credited as playing...
Layton T. Montgomery
- Layton T. Montgomery: Will some angel of mercy come crawl to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
- Layton T. Montgomery: Talking bee-ah! How do we know this isn't some kind of holographic, motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Clones! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
- Barry B. Benson: Mister Sting, thank you for coming. Your name intrigues me, I must say. Where have I heard that name before?
- Sting: I was in a band called The Police.
- Barry B. Benson: But, you've never been a police officer of any kind, have you?
- Sting: No, I haven't.
- Barry B. Benson: No, you haven't. And so you see, this is just another example of bee culture being casually stolen for nothing more than a prance-about stage name!
- Sting: Oh, please.
- Barry B. Benson: Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I feel stung, Sting... or should I say, Gordon M. Sumner?
- Layton T. Montgomery: That's not his real name? You idiots!
- Layton T. Montgomery: Mr. Benson Bee, I'm going to ask what I think the entire court here would like to know... what exactly is your relationship to that woman?
- Barry B. Benson: We're friends.
- Layton T. Montgomery: Good friends?
- Barry B. Benson: Yes.
- Layton T. Montgomery: How good?
- Barry B. Benson: Now, hang on...
- Layton T. Montgomery: Do you live together?
- Barry B. Benson: Wait, that's not...
- Layton T. Montgomery: Are you her little... bedbug?
- Layton T. Montgomery: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. She believed it's our divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature that God has provided us. If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, think of what it would mean! Why, I'd have to negotiate with the silkworms for the elastic in my britches!