QI (2003– )

Jo Brand: Self - Panellist

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Quotes 

• Jo Brand : Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?

  [pause] 

  Jo Brand : The parrots-eat-em-all!

• Stephen Fry : There are stories of Nurses who get sent Stools by grateful patients, you must have heard this?

  Jo Brand : They're not necessarily grateful.

• Stephen Fry : What does the moon smell of?

  Jo Brand : Is it Buzz Aldrin's dirty underpants?

  Stephen Fry : Well..

  Jo Brand : Face it, he probably buried some up there.

  Alan Davies : I buried my underpants in the back garden once, and in the morning they'd gone!

  Julian Clary : People advertise dirty underpants in the back of magazines.

  Stephen Fry : Well, not in the Spectator they don't! Is all I can say to that.

• Jo Brand : I fail to agree.

  Rich Hall : I'll tell you something else, there's not two moons.