Joy Claussen credited as playing...
- Alisa: Life is more than just gossip, Mother.
- Judith: That's absurd. Qhoever told you that should be shot. Gossip is publicity, and publicity is life.
- Alisa: I need you to show your respect today, whatever it takes.
- Judith: Respect? I never loved your father. What sort of respect could you possibly expect from me?
- Alisa: I know you loved him.
- Judith: [laughs] Divorcing him and taking half his money was the best thing that ever happened to me. His dying was the second.
- Judith: You look upset.
- Alisa: How many drinks did it take for you, Mother, to start caring about how I feel?
- Judith: Look how you talk to me. Is it any wonder we never get along?
- Alisa: I think it's difficult for you to get along with anybody.
- Judith: For your information, Drake and I get along just fine.
- Alisa: Of course you do. Both of you have the same taste in men.
- Judith: [about Bunny] I always knew that bitch was stupid.
- Judith: Hallelujah, Praise the Lord... Peter Jameson is DEAD!
