Nelly credited as playing...
Megget
- Guard Dunham: [after breaking off a long run, storms up to Megget] That's how a white man runs the football!
- Earl Megget: Man, you lucky I ain't on defense. I'd crack you in that egg-ass head of yours!
- Guard Dunham: Yeah, but you ain't on defense. Are ya, bitch?
- Earl Megget: Switowski! Come here!
- [he comes running over]
- Earl Megget: You know what he said in the library?
- [whispers to Switowski about Dunham calling Malcolm X then "N word", as Switowski's eyes about pop out of his head]
- Earl Megget: Yes. Him. Out!
- Switowski: [Destroys Dunham with a huge hit on the next play. Everyone gathers around to look at Dunham and sniffs] I think I made-ed him shit himself.
- Coach Nate Scarborough: I think he just shit himself.
- All Sportswriters: I think he just shit himself.
- Stretcher Guy: Good lord, this guy shit himself big time!
- Switowski: [jumps up and down celebrating] See! I told you i made-ed him shit himself!
- Earl Megget: [as Dunmham is being carted off the field on a stretcher] I'll be sure to send them books to the hospital, pimp!
- Deacon Moss: And some diapers!
- Guard Engleheart: [the guards are picking on Megget in the library] Bet you'd like to hit us, huh?
- Earl Megget: [smiling] Hit you, sir? Nah. Y'all my friends!