Tangled (2010)

Brad Garrett: Hook Hand Thug

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Quotes 

• Hook Hand Thug : [to Rapunzel]  Go. Live your dream.

  Flynn Rider : I will.

  Hook Hand Thug : Your dream stinks. I was talking to her.

• Hook Hand Thug : Head down.

  Flynn Rider : Head down.

  Hook Hand Thug : Arms in.

  Flynn Rider : Arms in.

  Hook Hand Thug : Knees apart.

  Flynn Rider : Knees apart... Knees apart?

• Flynn Rider : [while in the hands of the Thugs]  Not the nose, not the nose, not the nose!

  Rapunzel : [Rapunzel wraps her hair around a decorative branch, and lets go, hitting Hook Hand on the head]  Put him down! Okay, I don't know where I am, and I need him to take me to see the lanterns, because I've been dreaming about them my entire life. Find your humanity! Haven't any of you ever had a dream?

  Hook Hand Thug : [Hook Hand approaches Rapunzel]  I had a dream once.

  Hook Hand Thug : [Hook Hand throws his axe at the wall, and the man in the corner starts playing his concertina]  I'm malicious, mean, and scary, my sneer could curdle dairy, and violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest. But despite my evil look and my temper and my hook, I've always yearned to be a concert pianist.

  Hook Hand Thug : [Hook Hand starts playing the piano]  Can't you see me on the stage, performing Mozart, Tickling the ivories 'till they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly, for my killer show tune medley.

  Hook Hand Thug : Thank you!

  [He slides his hand across the piano keys] 

  Hook Hand Thug : 'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream!

  Chorus : [singing]  He's got a dream, he's got a dream.

  Hook Hand Thug : See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem, though I feel like breaking femurs, you can count me with the dreamers, for like everybody else, I've got a dream!

• Hook Hand Thug : What about you?

  Flynn Rider : I'm sorry, me?

  Big Nose Thug : [unhangs Flynn]  What's your dream?

  Flynn Rider : No, no, no. Sorry, boys. I don't sing.

  [the thugs draw their swords at them] 

• Big Nose Thug : [sings]  Tor would like to quit and be a florist.

  Vlad : [sings]  Gunther does interior design.

  Thug 2 : [sings]  Ulf is into mime.

  Big Nose Thug : [sings]  Attila's cupcakes are sublime.

  Big Nose Thug , Thug 2 : [sung together]  Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows.

  Hook Hand Thug : [sings]  And Vladimir collects ceramic u-ni-corns...

  [Vladimir smiles with a sinister, ominous look]