John Clive credited as playing...
Giles Pickens
- Giles Pickens: 'A Christmas Cracker' by Giles Pickens. Hm... 'A Christmas Stocking' by Giles Pickens? No, no. Ah... a Christmas hamper for Giles Pickens, now that is more like it.
- Sally Simpkins: This is the worst Christmas I've ever had.
- Giles Pickens: [cut to Giles Pickens] This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
- Sally Simpkins: So it was really T-Bag who was the ghost of Christmas.
- Giles Pickens: The ghost of Christmas. What a good idea.
- Emily Scrumptious: And to think you all thought I was a mean old miser.
- Giles Pickens: A mean old miser, that's wonderful, wonderful!
- T. Shirt: Some story eh?
- Giles Pickens: It's a fantastic story. It's got everything: misers, ghosts, the lot. Everything I need for my new book. I've even thought of the most wonderful title: Giles Pickens' 'A Christmas... Turkey'. What do you think?