Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins (2004– )

Paul F. Tompkins: Self, Self - Host

Quotes 

• [talking about Brangelina] 

  Paul F. Tompkins : Everything's gotta be sooo African with these two.

• Paul F. Tompkins : The thing that's great about Gnarles Barkley is that they absolutely deny it has anything to do with Charles Barkley. That's just a lie. That's awesome.

• [on Britney's parenting] 

  Paul F. Tompkins : Can we not give her credit for getting him in the car seat? Like, just a couple weeks ago, she had him on the hood. Baby steps, people.

• John Aboud : Ice T, in a very innovative form of entertainment suicide has agreed to do a rap song with David Hasselhoff.

  Paul F. Tompkins : Stop now before it's too late.

• Paul F. Tompkins : [Re "Velvet Revolver"]  This band is gonna be together forever, because I heard that the world is ending in 3 weeks.

• Chris Briggs : Shyne is having an amazing week. You know what: it couldn't happen to a nicer convicted felon.

  Paul F. Tompkins : The only thing that could make this week better for Shyne is if he got gang-raped... by Grammy nominations.

• Paul F. Tompkins : J-Lo as your step mother. Excellent. Before you're even old enough to say, "You're not my real mom," she's married to someone else.

• Paul F. Tompkins : Well the trailer for Rocky Balboa was released this week and this movie promises to be the most recent Rocky movie ever.