- Jill O'Connor: I will not scat! Nor will I scoot, scram or skedaddle!
- Detective Trout: Well, you got spunk!
- Jill O'Connor: Uh-huh.
- Detective Trout: I hate spunk!
- Mr. Andrews: Remember that time you exposed that white slave ring down in Chinatown?
- Jill O'Connor: Oh, come on, I was practically raped with a broom handle!
- Mr. Andrews: You just can't make stuff like that up.