8 reviews
- Zantara Xenophobe
- Jun 2, 2004
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An alien...who skateboards?! Whoo, how highly original. This movie does ooze with originality, despite that every part of the movie is absolutely dreadful. The plot is ridiculous, the acting is horrible, the writing is embarrassingly bad, and the special effects were not so special. This movie is just dreadful in every way, so you masochists out there might want to give this a try.
A group of kids is putting together a sports team, and for help they go to Hedion (C Thomas Howell), a sports trainer. Hedion has a skater kid of his own that wants to join the team, but he's no normal kid. He's a blue alien, so none of them like him, but they bond after about 3 seconds of corny dialogue and everything is good once again. Some bad guy aliens are after Zolar, and it's up to his amazing skills to "Pwn" them to death.
This movie isn't charming, and it tries it's hardest to be. It wants to have a heart, but it's material is so ridiculously brainless, that a heart is lost somewhere in the stupidity. The plot progresses very quickly, and yet it seems too long. It's because of the poor writing for the characters. One character has a crush on Zolar, which is strange, and kind of disgusting. And to make an boring corny kids movie worse, they add some awful effects that are eye poppingly bad.
The Kid's WB is no longer around, and there might be a reason behind that fact. This Kid's WB produced movie is just awful. Only watch it if you have a love for bad cinema.
My rating: BOMB out of ****. 95 mins. Not rated
A group of kids is putting together a sports team, and for help they go to Hedion (C Thomas Howell), a sports trainer. Hedion has a skater kid of his own that wants to join the team, but he's no normal kid. He's a blue alien, so none of them like him, but they bond after about 3 seconds of corny dialogue and everything is good once again. Some bad guy aliens are after Zolar, and it's up to his amazing skills to "Pwn" them to death.
This movie isn't charming, and it tries it's hardest to be. It wants to have a heart, but it's material is so ridiculously brainless, that a heart is lost somewhere in the stupidity. The plot progresses very quickly, and yet it seems too long. It's because of the poor writing for the characters. One character has a crush on Zolar, which is strange, and kind of disgusting. And to make an boring corny kids movie worse, they add some awful effects that are eye poppingly bad.
The Kid's WB is no longer around, and there might be a reason behind that fact. This Kid's WB produced movie is just awful. Only watch it if you have a love for bad cinema.
My rating: BOMB out of ****. 95 mins. Not rated
About extreme sports only pretty much every one in the movie is bad at skating, blading, etc. and everyone is a bad actor and when you mix bad acting with a horrible script and even worse graphics it makes you wonder why the spent the money to make this in the first place. The story is like a bad Superman story mixed with bad extreme sports. The tricks they pull off in this movie are no more spectacular than the tricks you can see at your local skate park when you go there and watch the people who are just learning to skate. So in their main focus of this movie the mix the mark completely and if you want a story about skateboarding watch the Lords of Dogtown.
This movie is amazing; don't let anyone tell you different. The awful computer effects, very off plot, and wacky (cliché kid's show) characters make this movie one to laugh at. Definitely a hit for people who want a good laugh. For those who would like a well-done, well thought out plot, this is the worst movie in the entire world to see. It will unlikely even excite or even keep the attention of a 6/7 year old. The main hit of this movie is for those who want a really weird, very dumb movie to watch. It is hilarious to laugh AT, not to laugh with. The characters are the normal kind: the leader who is daring and able to do most things, the computer genius who thinks up all the plans, a girl who is just wacky for fun, and the leader's younger sis who needs to prove to them that she is not a kid. The only exception is the main character, a blue alien who likes to put his "blue" on.
From the moment they snowboard down those slopes at the beginning to the very end, Zolar is packed with awesome action and top of the line special effects. Its characters resonate with energy not found in any other production, and dialogue such as "you're a super blue dude" will just send a shiver down your spine. I cannot recommend this movie enough. Gather with some friends in a rabb.it or cytube and enjoy the rollercoaster youre about to experience while you get your blue on! BLUE-YAH!
The movie is really bad I have to say!!! But I'm almost sure kids will like it. The special effects are awful. the make up... I have no words to say how bad it is.
I've never seen any of those actors before and I have an idea why! They are horrible. Bad, bad, bad acting!! And the extreme sports guys... man!!! they look so uncomfortable with the idea of being in front of the cameras that they just spit their lines and shake their heads a little
I can't believe C. Thomas Howell made a movie this bad last year. It's very embarrassing!!! =D If you enjoy watching terrible movies to just have a good laugh at them you may like this one, because it's so ridiculous all you can do is laugh or change the channel!
BTW... Jason Ellis IS a famous skater. he's from Australlia.
I've never seen any of those actors before and I have an idea why! They are horrible. Bad, bad, bad acting!! And the extreme sports guys... man!!! they look so uncomfortable with the idea of being in front of the cameras that they just spit their lines and shake their heads a little
I can't believe C. Thomas Howell made a movie this bad last year. It's very embarrassing!!! =D If you enjoy watching terrible movies to just have a good laugh at them you may like this one, because it's so ridiculous all you can do is laugh or change the channel!
BTW... Jason Ellis IS a famous skater. he's from Australlia.
- renata_gatti
- Jan 9, 2005
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THis movie is aamzing the story the acotrs adn thre costumes . this is just great
i loved the part when zolar killed the a group of bads guys with his avatar powers.
the final battle with thnaos was amainzing.
- snrolandoduarte
- Aug 20, 2019
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