- Stephen Tulloch: So, how are you Gorgeous?
- Iona Aylesbury: Well, I'm seeing a woman with a mustache about my parenting flaws and my residual bulimia. And I'm doing autogenic self-hypnosis to try to keep the low self esteem at bay. I'm getting back to work and - But anyway, it's just really exciting for me at the moment because I am beginning to find the real me.
- Iona Aylesbury: [on the phone] For the third time, yes... Well, perhaps you'd like to tell me whose dick I have to suck in order to... Clifford. Hello.
- Trent: Don't eat the fish unless you want your kids to have gills.
- Marcus Aylesbury: What's wrong with it?
- Trent: Oh don't get me going. It's got growth hormones, antibiotics, carcinogenic PCBs...
- Marcus Aylesbury: I presume the soap box you preach from is made from sustainable resources.
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