Jon Foster credited as playing...
Ben Connor
- Ben Conner: [about Sue] I just feel like we're closer than ever!
- Jonathan Fields: That's so great, man.
- Ben Conner: Thanks.
- Dino Whitman: Could you two be any more gay?
- Jonathan Fields: Well, we could be two guys without girlfriends who have sex with each other. That would be more gay.
- Dino Whitman: [after being kicked out of Jackie's party] I have to talk to Jackie!
- Ben Conner: Keep on walking!
- Jonathan Fields: I think I broke my eye.
- Ben Conner: [frustrated when all the girls are coming on to him when he's already with Miss Young] What am I, in season?
- Ben Conner: They say boys think about sex every fifteen seconds. I think about it every five seconds. I mean I'm thinking about it right now.
- Ben Conner: There's a reason I never hook up. I don't know how to talk to girls my age. I mean they think you're weird if you're smart, and I don't know how to act dumb. So I try to think of what they want to talk about and I write it down so I know what to say before I say it but then when I say it, it doesn't sound like that I wanted to say.
- Ben Conner: You are not going another step, I swear to God I will take you down.
- Jonathan Fields: And I'll help.
- [holding his eye]
- Jonathan Fields: Seriously, I will.
- Dino Whitman: Look, you really want to get back together with her, just be honest with her.
- Jonathan Fields: About what?
- Dino Whitman: Everything. With friends, it's the only way.
- Ben Conner: I love you.
- Dino Whitman: Shut up, okay? I know what I'm talking about.