Anton Yelchin credited as playing...
Zack Mazursky
- Frankie Ballenbacher: You want a cigarette?
- Zack Mazursky: No, I don't smoke.
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Fuck that. It's good for you.
- Zack Mazursky: Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude.
- [pause]
- Zack Mazursky: Oh, man!
- Elvis Schmidt: [Grabs Zack] All right, you ready? Let's do this!
- Zack Mazursky: OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything!
- [He starts crying]
- Elvis Schmidt: Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- Zack Mazursky: I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax!
- Zack Mazursky: FRANKIE, PLEASE!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay?
- Zack Mazursky: YEAH IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie starts crying] We ARE boys!
- Zack Mazursky: Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up!
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out!
- Zack Mazursky: Frankie, you promise?
- Frankie Ballenbacher: I promise, all right?
- Zack Mazursky: You swear?
- Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie continues to break down crying] Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright?
- [Frankie takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill]
- Frankie Ballenbacher: Let's just walk!
- Zack Mazursky: All right...
- Frankie Ballenbacher: We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man...
- Keith Stratten: Alright, listen, I'm about to roll us the biggest fucking joint anyone has ever seen. Are you down for that, Zack?
- Zack Mazursky: Absolutely.
- Juergen Ballenbacher: There's coffee but Destiny got up late so I need you to straighten up the house.
- Frankie Ballenbacher: How am I supposed to clean up after your party?
- Juergen Ballenbacher: 'Cause I'm hungover like a bitch! Don't argue with me, I'm in no mood. Look, I come home here yesterday and your shit's all over the house!
- [Frankie flips him off]
- Juergen Ballenbacher: We had a deal, remember? You get a job, you pay rent, or you work here...
- Frankie Ballenbacher: All right, FUCK! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
- Juergen Ballenbacher: Nice fuckin' mouth!
- [Walks out]
- Frankie Ballenbacher: [to Zack] Fucking dick!
- Zack Mazursky: Hey. Don't worry about it, I'll help you with the work.
- Angela Holden: So you're like... ransom.
- Julie Beckley: That's hot.
- Zack Mazursky: It's okay. Its like another story to tell my grandchildren
- Julie Beckley: Stolen boy.
- Zack Mazursky: Marco!
- Julie Beckley: Polo!
- Zack Mazursky: Marco!
- Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo!
- [they kiss]