The Thing About My Folks (2005)

Paul Reiser: Ben Kleinman

Quotes 

• [Two young girls walk by. Sam keeps staring after them, finally points at them] 

  Sam Kleinman : Explain that to me.

  Ben Kleinman : What?

  Sam Kleinman : The holes in those jeans...

  Ben Kleinman : Uh-uh.

  Sam Kleinman : They're on purpose?

  Ben Kleinman : That's right.

  Sam Kleinman : It's not because she's poor, and can only afford ripped clothes?

  Ben Kleinman : That's correct, sir.

  Sam Kleinman : [takes this in]  And she doesn't mind that we can see her ass peeking out like that?

  Ben Kleinman : No, she does not. In fact, I think she would be insulted if you didn't look.

  Sam Kleinman : The last thing I wanna do is insult her.