Alberta is like a character that possessed Albert, the female mannerisms were PERFECT not a guy mincing clumsily from the hips, that boy has a great talent and how did he not win??? I'm heartbroken:( I'm told I must write more!?1whatever happened to Albert? is he still working at the Alabama driving range? was there ever an enquiry into the result? who voted for the fat guy? is there a 'he's a lady DVD? one with Alberta's best bits and diary room footage, is it true he was bullied in the dolls house? enough text? apparently not, the short fat 'girl' made a weepy speech about the unfairness of skin deep beauty on womankind, this was clearly a dig at Alberta who was more than just a pretty face, being faithful to one girl 5 years and wanting the prize money to clear his Mom's debts...that's my five pennies worth!!!