Porn Stars from Mars

in the spirit of the '50s sci-fi movies of ed wood, this movie is so absolutely terrible that its remarkable. the only problem with this is that unlike the movies from the 50s, this movie is supposed to be "so bad its funny." and as far as adult films go, green chicks with prosthetic breasts aren't that sexy. still, the movie is entertaining and the acting, direction, special effects, plot, and writing are wonderfully dreadful. if your looking for a movie to um....."assist" in home activities, porn stars from mars is not for you. however, if you get a kick out of incredibly cheesy sci-fi movies and badly done porns, than this movie might be up your alley. plus its always a plus to have Ron Jeremy in a movie. unfortunately, he is out-shined by the cast of terrible actors (albeit, intentionally).

Elizabeth Starr tries hard but fails in this sci-fi spoof of amateurish content. Sure, her combination of huge-breasted women and explicit sex is here, but the comedy and sci-fi are flat.

Especially unsuccessful is frequent slapstick, including an idiotic riff on Benny Hill and his "Yackety Sax" speeded-up tv routine. The green body makeup (purple for nipples) and purple wigs for the busty femme cast are awful, with the makeup frequently splotched as a natural result of sex scenes. Also, the stylization makes all the women look alike.

With an intentionally crummy toupee, Ron Jeremy adds nothing to the show portraying the U.S. president.