- Retro: [Retro has just been hooked up to the "poop removal" device] Oh dear God! NGH! It's sucking my aaa...!
- Chinko Doll: Just go with the flow.
- Chinko Doll: That sex the two of you had was so totally incredible! Then you busted in and broke us out of our restraints like it was absolutely nothin'! It's like your amazing unit was meant to lead us all to the promised land! At last, I've met my penile master!
- Pandy: Once upon a time there was a field with a tall tree in the middle and the tree was very large and had many leaves, and caterpillars would gather at the base to feast upon them. The tree was so tall the sun seemed to rise from its branches every morning, and the moon returned to it every night. And one day one of the ants toiling away beneath the tree called out to the caterpillars "Hey there, you're always looking up, don't your necks ever get tired? You've been looking up for so long you've stretched your bodies out. Stretch too much and you might break. But don't worry, we'll sew you back together."