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Mobsters and Mormons

  • 2005
  • PG
  • 1h 30m
IMDb RATING
6.1/10
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Mobsters and Mormons (2005)
Comedy

The Witness Relocation Program places a Mafia family from New Jersey in an all-Mormon community in Utah.The Witness Relocation Program places a Mafia family from New Jersey in an all-Mormon community in Utah.The Witness Relocation Program places a Mafia family from New Jersey in an all-Mormon community in Utah.

  • Director
    • John E. Moyer
  • Writer
    • John E. Moyer
  • Stars
    • Mark DeCarlo
    • Jeanette Puhich
    • Clayton Taylor
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    805
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • John E. Moyer
    • Writer
      • John E. Moyer
    • Stars
      • Mark DeCarlo
      • Jeanette Puhich
      • Clayton Taylor
    • 15User reviews
    • 4Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Mark DeCarlo
    Mark DeCarlo
    • Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale (George Cheeseman)
    Jeanette Puhich
    • Gina Pasquale (Linda Cheeseman)
    Clayton Taylor
    • Vincent Pasquale (Patrick Cheeseman)
    Scott Christopher
    Scott Christopher
    • Michael Jaymes
    Britani Bateman
    Britani Bateman
    • Kate Jaymes
    Olesya Rulin
    Olesya Rulin
    • Julie Jaymes
    Jan Broberg
    Jan Broberg
    • Louise Means
    • (as Jan Broberg Felt)
    John E. Moyer
    John E. Moyer
    • Agent Tuttle
    Michael Kagan
    Michael Kagan
    • Angello Marcello
    Jay Acovone
    Jay Acovone
    • Jackie
    Joe Maruzzo
    Joe Maruzzo
    • Little Nicky
    Frank Gerrish
    Frank Gerrish
    • Rocco
    Dan Larsen
    Dan Larsen
    • President Perry
    Nathan Smith Jones
    • Agent Banks
    Alex Nibley
    Alex Nibley
    • Ryan the Neighbor
    Kathy Varga
    • Ryan's Wife
    Duane Andersen
    Duane Andersen
    • Wood-Shop Customer
    Jose Bacio
    • Mexican Customer
    • (as Joluba)
    • Director
      • John E. Moyer
    • Writer
      • John E. Moyer
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    10lschase1

    This movie is great!

    Mark DeCarlo was excellent as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale. My whole family loved this humorous movie, from my 9 year old on up. We laughed throughout the whole film. I would highly recommend this movie to anyone in need of a good laugh. The rest of the cast was delightful. Jeanette Puhich, in her role as Mrs. Pasquale , reminded me of "Guys and Dolls". She and Mark did an excellent job of poking fun of at the stereotype of the mob. It's also good to see that the Latter Day Saint population can also poke fun at themselves. Speaking as a member of the church, this movie probably appeals more to members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints because we can see how silly we are sometimes. There was a similar movie made earlier with Steve Martin as a mobster in the witness protection program. I love Steve Martin, but Mobsters and Mormons did a much better job. This movie was great!
    10DanaBHarper

    Mobsters And Mormons

    I thought it was a great film... Check your gun in at the door. Where else can you find the Goomba's laughing out loud with the Mormon's ? HaleStorm and John Moyer have a winner with this one. If you enjoyed "The Singles Ward" or "The RM" Mark DeCarlo did a super job as BEANS seeing things through his eyes was a trip . This is a film the whole family can enjoy.

    Its all about the FAMILY! You will truly have a good laugh with "Mobsters And Mormons" I think this is the only Mobster movie that has ever come out with a PG rating.

    Now thats funny!!!!! Dis here movie could save yous from a cement canoe ride!

    Go see the film.
    5Lord-Sean-of-ignorance

    Good Movie That Appeals to Everyone

    I'll admit that the title might incline people to place it in the category of those other Mormon movies that are kind of preachy and just for Mormons. But as the saying goes: "Don't judge a book by its cover" and all that jazz.

    I went into this film with some of my family from Utah and with a dreading attitude. I was expecting there to be 2,000 jokes I wouldn't get and that only those involved deeply in the Mormon church would get...I was wrong.

    As the movie starts we're introduced to Carmine, an ambitious Italian-American mobster who is climbing the crime ladder of success until the Feds finally get some dirt on him and bring him in. In the process, he cuts a deal with them, rats a few people out, and him, his wife and teenage son are put in the Witness Protection Program and sent to a model Mormon Utah neighborhood as the "Cheesemans."

    And with this culture some enjoyable comedy follows as Carmine's family adjusts to the way things are run: Carmine can't get a decent cup of coffee or grasp the fact that Mormons don't drink or "have fun"; his son steals a Mormon minister's satellite dish, and goes out for wrestling, thinking that it's mandatory to whack the other guy in the face; and his wife makes the mistake of ordering a pizza with pineapple which results in Carmine leaving to go eat somewhere else and her downing an entire bottle of wine and passing out.

    I found myself laughing at a lot of the jokes, even though they played on Mormon, Christian, and Italian-American stereotypes. This movie doesn't just appeal to Mormons or Christians, it can be enjoyed by almost anyone.

    So overall, a good comedy for the whole family. A little cheesy at times, but very enjoyable and comes out on top with a good message. If it comes to a theater near you, check it out. *** out of *****
    9ChrisPUT

    Great "family" film

    I've seen this movie three times and can't wait for the DVD. I've seen John Moyer do stand up and I'll bet the commentary will be a riot.

    I would say this is the best movie he's done. . . yet. I expect they'll only continue to get better. The only problem I can foresee with the DVD would be my kids wearing it out and driving me nuts repeating dialogue. (Of course quoting Mobsters would bet the heck out of them quoting Ed, Edd and Eddy.)

    I think the best thing about this movie (other than the comedy) would be that it takes an outsiders view. The main complaint I've heard about Singles Ward and the R.M. is that they have too many inside jokes just for LDS members (or even "Utah Mormons.") Using a displaced mafioso as the main character allowed the movie to explain things to the audience without turning it into a missionary discussion.

    I think the other nice thing it did was to point out that we are all human and we all have flaws and thinking you are better than someone else for any reason is one of the biggest flaws we can have.

    and it did all this while making us laugh. . . and without any swearing or sex or violence (well, there was a paint-ball killing.)
    8pwrightken

    solid acting, a creative story line, and sharp comedy

    Solid acting, a creative story line, and sharp comedy move this latest addition to the LDS film genre right along. Lead actor DeCarlo couldn't have done a better job as an obnoxious, yet fun to like mafia soldier. Hale Storm Entertainment has had mostly hits for members of the LDS faith, but this film soars passed their previous efforts and delivers a film that appeals to one and all and does not limit itself to members of the LDS church. That is what is so wonderful about this particular installment. The story is about the outside folks, looking in on a very peculiar community. It's a message about getting along and living together as neighborhood and community, not a dogma based preachy film.

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    • Trivia
      Writer/Director John E. Moyer grew up in Southern New Jersey and based many of the outsider experiences in the film on his own after moving to Utah.
    • Quotes

      Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: Leave the gun. Take the granola.

    • Connections
      Featured in The Cinema Snob: Mobsters and Mormons (2018)
    • Soundtracks
      Beans' Theme
      Written and Arranged by Dave Despain, Matt Larson, and Joel Stevenett

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    Details

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    • Release date
      • September 9, 2005 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Гангстеры и Мормоны
    • Filming locations
      • Lehi, Utah, USA(Bakery)
    • Production company
      • South Jersey Productions
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    • Budget
      • $350,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $409,604
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $67,945
      • Sep 11, 2005
    • Gross worldwide
      • $409,604
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 30m(90 min)
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