- Harlan Banks: Hey, Max sent me.
- Taggert: Bullshit, he's dead.
- Harlan Banks: Bullshit happens, you know.
- Harlan Banks: [about boss getting shot] You alright?
- Agent Rachel Knowles: I sure wish I could'a done that.
- Dinky-D's Lady: [showing gun inventory] How you planning on paying, cash or cash?
- Ice Cool: Go and show him how many languages you know. If he don't understand, I'll get out and teach him some gun-fu!
- Derrick: [Points a shotgun to Seagal and threatens him] Now pull your shirt tail up, fatass.
- Max Stevens: [Obeying and crying in fear] Lord... deliver us from evil. Please, no.
- Ice Cool: What took you so long man?
- Harlan Banks: You wouldn't believe me if I told you
- Ice Cool: I was thinking you might've split town without your soldier
- Harlan Banks: You got the wrong guy man
- Ice Cool: I got love for you too OG
- Harlan Banks: Look, let's get the money from the bad guys so we can take it all
- Ice Cool: Both our asses are on the line. I watch your back, you watch my back, and I'll help you give all them bastards first class tickets to hell! Maybe that'll be the medicine for your amnesia
- Harlan Banks: You know what man, I feel it! Its comin! My memory's comin!
- Ice Cool: Halleujah!
- Harlan Banks: Its comin' back!