Sigourney Weaver credited as playing...
Linda Freeman
- Linda Freeman: B-A-A-N-G.
- Alex Hughes: You can't have two A's in bang.
- Linda Freeman: In Comic Book Word Scrabble, you can. You can have three A's if you want.
- Linda Freeman: Do people like you Alex?
- Alex Hughes: Not much, no.
- Linda Freeman: I'm not surprised. It's because those glasses don't look right on your face, you have a long face and those glasses make you look shifty.
- Alex Hughes: Really?
- Linda Freeman: Yes.
- Alex Hughes: I know how you must be feeling. I had a son...
- Linda Freeman: You don't know how I'm feeling because you're not me.
- Linda Freeman: He stops for one second and he's totally overwhelmed by how big the world is and how small and unimportant he is. And as he turns around, we see his face look to the sky. And he says, very quietly, so that no one can hear him: "Dazlious".
- Linda Freeman: Have you ever had an orgasm, Alex?
- Alex Hughes: It has been known.
- Linda Freeman: It sounds like an inferior version of what I feel when I have a mouthful of snow.
- [Shoves some into her mouth]
- Linda Freeman: Neurotypical people are obsessed with having friends. I'm only trying to help you get some.