Jonathan Sadowski credited as playing...
Paul
- Paul: [laughs] You want me to turn you into your brother?
- Viola: That's right. I'm going to Illyria as Sebastian. I'll make the boys soccer team, and in 12 days beat the Cornwall boys team.
- Paul: You've taken too many soccer balls to the head.
- Viola: You know I can do it, Paul.
- Paul: Except for the voice, mannerisms, the breasts, the mentality and...
- Yvonne: It doesn't matter. Nobody at Illyria has even met Sebastian. They won't know the difference.
- Paul: They'll know he's a girl.
- Viola: Oh, come on, Paul.
- Yvonne, Kia: [in unison] Yeah, come on, Paul.
- Old Lady in Beauty Parlor: Yeah, come on, Paul.
- Paul: OK. OK. I'll see what I can do.
- Viola: Yes!
- [Viola, dressed as Sebastian, is running from Monique around the carnival]
- Viola: [to Paul, Kia and Yvonne] Monique's behind me.
- Paul: We're on it.
- [standing guard for Viola, as she climbs inside the Moon Bounce]
- Paul: [to Monique, whose about to pass them] Excuse me. No one over 8 years old is allowed inside the Moon Bounce.
- Monique: I just saw my boyfriend go in there.
- Yvonne: I believe the correct term is "ex-boyfriend."
- Monique: No relationship is over until I say it is. Understand?
- Kia: Whatever. You're still not getting on that Moon Bounce.
- Monique: Fine.