Johnny Skourtis credited as playing...
Ralphie
- [from trailer]
- Ralphie: [asking about Robert's hurt hand] What happened?
- Robert McCall: I hit it on something stupid.
- Robert McCall: [sitting down to lunch at a work] What you got there?
- Ralphie: It's tuna.
- Robert McCall: Bread?
- Ralphie: Whole-grain, gluten-free.
- Robert McCall: Okay. Condiments?
- Ralphie: Sprouts, avocado, and Veganaise mayo.
- Robert McCall: Okay.
- Ralphie: [taking a bite, something crunches] It's a bone in the tuna.
- [seeing McCall's look, he passes the sandwich over]
- Robert McCall: [finding potato chips inside] Oh...
- Ralphie: What? Potatoes are a vegetable. I like crunchy things.
- Robert McCall: Carrots are crunchy. Dried seaweed is crunchy.
- Ralphie: I'm a human, not a rabbit.
- Robert McCall: You wanna make security guard, you gotta lose weight. You got a test in one week. Now, you asked me to help you, but if you're not willing to apply yourself...
- Ralphie: [getting his point] Yeah.
- Robert McCall: [seeing Ralphie with a can of Pringles] You test tomorrow and you're still eating that salty stuff?
- Ralphie: These are for you.
- [McCall takes it]
- Ralphie: Open it.
- [doing so and removing the contents, McCall finds a piece of paper with "247" on it]
- Ralphie: I made the weight. Tomorrow, I'm gonna ace that test, Mr. MCall. Thanks to you.