Hostel (2005) Poster

(2005)

Derek Richardson: Josh

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  • Josh : Did we come all the way to Europe to smoke pot?

    Oli : Hey, I came all the way from Iceland.

  • [in the torture chamber] 

    Josh : Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!

    The Dutch Businessman : Pay me?

    Josh : Yeah!

    The Dutch Businessman : No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!

  • Josh : You... Why?

    The Dutch Businessman : I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.

    The Dutch Businessman : He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.

    Josh : Please just let me go, please...

    The Dutch Businessman : You want to go? Is that what you want?

  • Paxton : ...you need a fork there chief?

    The Dutch Businessman : No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.

    Paxton : Well I'm a vegetarian.

    The Dutch Businessman : I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.

    Paxton : Well I'm human and it's not my nature.

    The Dutch Businessman : [to Josh]  Tell me... what is your nature...?

    [places his hand on Josh's leg] 

    Josh : WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!

    The Dutch Businessman : [quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment]  Sorry, sorry...

    Josh : [still very weirded out]  Fucking freak! Jesus!

    [Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically] 

    Paxton : [laughing]  Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!

    Oli : [waving his fingers menacingly]  Ooooooh...!

    Paxton : [still laughing]  Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!

    Josh : [still visibly pissed]  Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

  • Josh : [to Oli]  Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?

  • Josh : Aren't there any Dutch people in Amsterdam?

  • Josh : Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot? We did that everyday when we were in college. Why don't we go check out a museum or something?

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