Hostel (2005)
Derek Richardson: Josh
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Quotes
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[in the torture chamber]
Josh : Please! I have money! I'll fucking pay you! Ten times, two times - whatever you want!
The Dutch Businessman : Pay me?
Josh : Yeah!
The Dutch Businessman : No one is paying me. In fact, I'm the one paying THEM!
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Josh : You... Why?
The Dutch Businessman : I always wanted to be a surgeon. But the boards would not pass me. Can you guess why? You see? So I went into business. But business is so boring. You buy things you sell them, you make money you spend money. What kind of life is that? A surgeon, he holds the very essence of life in his hands - your life. He touches it.
The Dutch Businessman : He touches it. He has a relationship with it. He is part of it.
Josh : Please just let me go, please...
The Dutch Businessman : You want to go? Is that what you want?
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Paxton : ...you need a fork there chief?
The Dutch Businessman : No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton : Well I'm a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman : I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton : Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman : [to Josh] Tell me... what is your nature...?
[places his hand on Josh's leg]
Josh : WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman : [quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment] Sorry, sorry...
Josh : [still very weirded out] Fucking freak! Jesus!
[Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]
Paxton : [laughing] Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!
Oli : [waving his fingers menacingly] Ooooooh...!
Paxton : [still laughing] Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
Josh : [still visibly pissed] Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
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Josh : [to Oli] Can't you keep your fucking Viking ass in your pants for two seconds?
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Josh : Aren't there any Dutch people in Amsterdam?
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Josh : Did we come all the way to Europe just to smoke pot? We did that everyday when we were in college. Why don't we go check out a museum or something?