Hoot (2006)

Dean Collins: Garrett

Quotes 

• [about Dana, after Roy broke his nose] 

  Roy Eberhardt : I wrote him a note, that should be the end of it.

  Garrett : A note? That's adorable. What did you say? "I'm sorry I smoked you. Please don't break every bone in my body. Please leave me one good arm so I can feed myself"?

  Roy Eberhardt : You're hysterical.