Eddie Griffin credited as playing...
Frank Jones
- Frank Jones: I was wrong about Grant. He's really a nice guy. He even liked you when you were butt-ugly.
- Julia Jones: How do you...?
- Frank Jones: I saw it in your flashback.
- Frank Jones: Before you set the wedding date, I wanted to meet your parents... because frankly, Funkyerdoder, I don't know much about you.
- Grant Funkyerdoder: I understand, home boy.
- Frank Jones: [looks at camera, turns toward Grant] I'll be... watching you. If you do anything to corrupt my daughter...
- Grant Funkyerdoder: You'll bring me down to Chinatown?
- Frank Jones: Chinatown? I'll take your bitch ass to 134th street... bust you in the head with a pipe.
- Frank Jones: When I first got married to your mother, we barely knew each other. Could barely even speak the English language.
- Julia Jones: But you're from Jersey...
- Frank Jones: I'm trying to make a point here.
- [Grant walks in with Jinxers on the toilet]
- Grant Funkyerdoder: [shocked] Oh... Sorry
- Frank Jones: That's Jinxers! I taught him how to do that.
- Frank Jones: So, Grant, how do you pronounce your last name?
- Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled. F-U-N-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
- [pause]
- Frank Jones: Funkyerdoder?
- [from the unrated version]
- Frank Jones: Julia here told me your last name. How do you pronounce it?
- Grant Funkyerdoder: Exactly how it's spelled.
- [pause]
- Grant Funkyerdoder: F-O-C-K-Y-E-R-D-O-D-E-R.
- Frank Jones: Fockyerdoder?