Alex Neuberger credited as playing...
Jack
- [from trailer]
- Shoeshine Boy: Y'know, you never see dogs hurting each other for money.
- Jack: You never see people sniffing each other's butts.
- Shoeshine Boy: Touché.
- Jack: It's time to teach you some manners.
- Shoeshine Boy: Right. I'm going to learn manners from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl.
- Shoeshine Boy: [starting to speak] Give the dog your food!
- Jack: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
- Shoeshine Boy: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
- Jack: Did you hear something?
- Shoeshine Boy: No, did you?
- Jack: [slowly turns his head to Shoeshine Boy] Did you just talk?
- Shoeshine Boy: Huh? What? Hmm?
- [Jack becomes shocked]
- Shoeshine Boy: Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. You can understand me?
- Jack: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Shoeshine Boy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!