William Smillie credited as playing...
Happy
- Happy: [after cracking open the bank's safe] They wired this thing up with, like, 5,000 volts. What kind of bank does that?
- Grumpy: A mob bank. I guess the Joker is as crazy as they say. Where's the alarm guy?
- Happy: Boss told me, when the guy was done, I should take him out. One less share, right?
- Grumpy: Funny, he told me something similar.
- Happy: What...?
- [turns]
- Happy: No, no, no-!
- [Grumpy shoots him]
- [first lines]
- Grumpy: [with Chuckles, picks up Bozo on the street] Three of a kind, let's do this!
- Chuckles: That's it? Three guys?
- Grumpy: Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.
- Chuckles: *Six* shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
- Grumpy: He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice?
- Dopey: [up on the roof] I know why they call him "The Joker".
- Happy: [breaking open the alarm box with Dopey] So why do they call him "the Joker"?
- Dopey: I hear he wears makeup.
- Happy: Makeup?
- Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
- Grumpy: [On the street, Bozo, Grumpy and Chuckles get out of their car and run inside the bank. Grumpy fires off a round into the air to grab the attention of the customers and tellers] All right, everybody! Hands up, heads down!
- [In the background, Chuckles overpowers one of the guards]
- Grumpy: Let's put hands up, heads down!
- [grabs a teller by his collar and pulls him over his desk]
- Grumpy: Let's go, pal! I'm making a withdrawal here!
- [He then points his gun at a female teller]
- Grumpy: I said hands up!
- Dopey: [waiting eagerly with Happy on the roof] Here comes the silent alarm...
- [presses a button to disable it]
- Dopey: ... and there it goes!
- [Downstairs, Grumpy has managed to pull the female teller over the counter]
- Dopey: That's funny. It didn't dial out to 911 - it was trying to reach a private number.
- Happy: Is there a problem?
- Dopey: Nah, nah. I'm done here.
- [Happy shoots him, steals his bag, and rushes downstairs into the vault. In the lobby, Bozo is sticking gas grenades in the hostages' hands and pulling the pins]
- Grumpy: Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your hands other than holding on to dear life!
- [while Grumpy overpowers two of the tellers in the bank, Happy and Dopey wait for the silent alarm to come]
- Dopey: Here comes the silent alarm...
- [disables it by pressing a button]
- Dopey: And there it goes.
- [pause]
- Dopey: That's funny, it didn't dial out to 9-1-1. It was trying to reach a private number.
- Happy: Is it a problem?
- Dopey: Nah, I'm done here.
- [Happy shoots him with a silenced Beretta 92SB-C, then takes his bag and runs down into the vault]