Joel David Moore credited as playing...
Joe Silverman
- Joe Silverman: Listen to yourself, man! You're moving to Shanghai for a girl! A *Chinese* girl for Godsakes!
- Liam Liu: This is not just about the girl.
- Joe Silverman: Then what is it?
- Liam Liu: It just -- it *feels* right! I'm Chinese. I gotta go back to my roots.
- Joe Silverman: [scoffs] All right, slow down, Kunta Kinte. You don't even speak Chinese. What the hell are you gonna do? What, drive a rickshaw?
- Liam Liu: I can learn Chinese.
- Joe Silverman: Learn Chinese?! Liam, you barely speak English!
- Liam Liu: Don't call me Liam. Liam's my slave name.
- Joe Silverman: Cute.
- Liam Liu: Every time I go out on something, Joe, it's always for some Kung Fu Deli Store Computer Chinese...
- Joe Silverman: You're a Chinese guy, you're gonna go for roles for little Chinese guys.
- Liam Liu: That is bullshit, I was born in New York, how about a role for somebody in New York?
- Joe Silverman: Nobody asked you to quit college and try your hands in the lucrative world of motion picture and television.
- Liam Liu: What am I gonna do with a degree, I'm gonna spend 8 hours a day, trapped in a little cubicle, making one of those desktop zen guards.