Britney & Kevin: Chaotic

This is probably the worst excuse for television programming since, oh, I don't know, WHATS HAPPENING NOW? NOTHING ever happened on this ridiculous "series". Even though it's mostly shot by Britney and Kevin themselves, you don't get any good details into their personal lives. It's mostly just them making stupid, jokey small talk and acting like white trash. Look, I love Britney's music as much as the next babe, but this show is just pure filler for a nation so addicted to Britney that they would watch her clip her toenails (yes, that could be an actual episode). Thank God these two broke up, because they were PAINFULLY dull together. This show is TOXIC!

First of all, f**k all of you that are so negative and don't want to see someone succeed, Britney is great and if you are not to ignorant to look at her as a real person not just someone in the spotlight to judge you will see that. She opened herself up by putting this on TV and she showed what she is really like. Its sad how some people are so quick to judge, but Britney is not putting on an act in this. After watching this show I like Britney Spears even more (not that i'm obsessed). Britney is the first to actually open up about her life in such a personal way but because of all you haters, she and other stars will probably never again. and even though i believe that everyone has the right to an opinion it is important to remember that everyone is human just trying to be the best person they can be (for the most part). good day

If you're one of those people who slow down to get a better look at traffic accidents or love to watch trashy people on talk shows, this is a must see. Although it is probably the most boring show in the history of reality TV, it is so bad that you can't help but watch it. Hoping to follow in the footsteps of Nick and Jessica's successful Newlywed show, Chaotic consists of Britney's horribly shot "home movies" that detail her courtship with now husband Kevin. Britney comes across as trashy and dumb and Kevin as a total loser as they discuss love, commitment, sex, etc. in between concert footage of Britney's tour, where her lip syncing is quite obvious. Although rich and famous, it appears she leads a pretty boring, empty life. I can now understand why famous people commit suicide.

I don't even know why I'm spending my time writing a comment about Britney Spears, perhaps to get my thoughts off my mind so that I don't have nightmares about her tonight? Anyway, a good friend of mine (who is a DJ) has met Britney Spears before, and he has described her to me as "always needs to be in the center of attention". I now understand what he meant. After seeing the first episode of Chaotic (why, you ask? Because of stupid human curiosity), I am now feeling extreme motion-sickness thanks to Britney's not-very-stable camcorder holding hand, and newfound pity for her.

Sure, she's rich, she's famous, won't say she's beautiful cuz I've never found her to be, but wow, she's oozing with inner loneliness. I mean, who in their right mind would want the entire world to know how many times she's had sex during that day? When she kept on going on and on about sex positions, and how many times she "did it" with Kevin, I actually covered my face with embarrassment for her. The girl is just screaming for something more substantial and she doesn't even realize it. I think that's why she acts like she's always on stage and she's so hyper it's annoying. Can anyone say: Facade?? Poor Britney, so many people looking at her but no one's really listening to her.

The one thing I will give her is that you can tell that she is comfortable with her body and she can definitely make fun of herself. That's cool, cuz people in this world take themselves too seriously sometimes.

Don't really have much of an opinion about Kevin, although he seems like he's stoned all the time. Anyway, that's my little blurb on the wonderful world of Britney Spears. May she find peace with herself someday. If not, at least give her money to charity or something...

Thanks y'all for readin' my post!! (sorry, my inner Britney came out there...)

PS: Still feeling a bit motion-sick...

This show is awful, after reading some really funny and scathing reviews for it in Entertainment Weekly I just had to see it for myself and am left dumbfounded. Whether you like Britney or not, what is the demand to see how she fell in love with her husband? There is none. Its kind of strange and ironic how she says she's just a "normal" girl yet what normal girl has her own show simply documenting her love life? Short answer: not many. The fact is she's not normal. She's hugely famous and incredibly rich. Add to that her lack of intellect, obsession with sex, and severe egotism and you've got a very extraordinary and morally lax girl.

It seems to me the only people who could possibly enjoy this show are extreme Britney fans and Britney haters who would like nothing more than to see her make a fool of herself which she does plenty of in Chaotic. Then, there's people like me who are just curious. Some reality shows can be good b/c since the people are "real" you can feel for them and want them to do well and be happy. But, there is nothing of value in this show. Its just some kind of misguided propaganda or maybe just maybe Britney is dumb enough to think the American people actually care about her private life. Whatever happened to the good old days when celebs fought valiantly to keep their weddings, pregnancies, babies,etc. out of the the public eye? I don't know much about Britney the star or Britney the girl but I do know one thing, I don't care.