Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Patrick Winslow
- Patrick Winslow: SMURF, SMURF, SMURFETY, SMURF!
- [all the Smurfs are shocked]
- Gutsy: There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!
- Papa: Well, Master Winslow, thank you. You saved my whole family.
- Patrick Winslow: Actually, I think it was the other way around.
- Papa: Well, I should get going. I've got a Smurf village to rebuild. Your village has given me some ideas...
- [Patrick and Papa Smurf hug]
- Patrick Winslow: Goodbye, Papa.
- Papa: Goodbye... papa.
- Papa: I'm sorry, Master Winslow, but we badly need to borrow your stargazer.
- Patrick Winslow: I don't have a stargazer, okay? It's not something people of this century just have, especially here.
- Grouchy: Not happy.
- Patrick Winslow: Now if you excuse me, I have to work.
- Papa: Well, perhaps we can sing to help things along. And then we'll get the stargazer. Come along, Smurfs.
- [La la la la la la Sing, a happy song La la la la la la Smurf the whole day long]
- Patrick Winslow: Stop. Stop! Come on. None of you find that song just the tiniest bit annoying?
- Grouchy: I find it annoying.
- Papa: Well, what do you sing at work?
- Patrick Winslow: I don't sing at work.
- Smurfette: [gasps] What?
- Gutsy: And you have to wear a leash. Harsh.
- Smurfette: I know. How about if we hum?
- [they begin humming the song]
- Patrick Winslow: Please stop humming.
- Grouchy: [about to leave New York] I hated it... so much less than I expected.
- Patrick Winslow: Bye, Grouchy.
- Grouchy: Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!
- Patrick Winslow: So, tell me... that weird guy in the tatty bathrobe, at the toy store?
- Papa: Gargamel?
- Patrick Winslow: He's not really a wizard, is he?
- Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same! Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or two. But here, without my books and potions... well, today we got lucky, but next time who knows?
- Patrick Winslow: What are you gonna do?
- Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home! I won't ever give up! They're my family, and you never give up on your family!
- Patrick Winslow: Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? I mean, all those little guys depending on you... I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you're ready?
- Papa: Let me ask you something: why did you come for us today when your Grace called?
- Patrick Winslow: She needed me, and I heard it in her voice.
- Papa: That's what being a papa is. It comes time, you just do.
- [points at his head]
- Papa: Knowing what to do doesn't come from here... it comes from here, where it matters most.
- [points at Patrick's belly]
- Patrick Winslow: My spleen?
- Papa: No, your heart! I'm trying to have a moment here, you whippersnapper!
- Patrick Winslow: You're a good papa, Papa.
- Papa: You'll be a good one, too.
- Papa: [laughs] Here, come sit on Papa's lap!
- Patrick Winslow: Uh...
- Papa: Oh, yeah. Right. Scratch that.
- Patrick Winslow: Yeah, probably not the best idea...
- Patrick Winslow: And you're all named after your personalities? Do you get your names when you're born or after you've exhibited certain traits?
- Smurfs: Yes!
- Patrick Winslow: To review, you guys come from a magic forest where you live in oversized mushrooms...
- Papa: Yes.
- Patrick Winslow: ...and you're being chased by an evil wizard...
- Papa: Yeah.
- Patrick Winslow: ...and you're trapped in New York until there's a blue moon...
- Papa: Very good.
- Patrick Winslow: ...and you like to use the extremely imprecise term "smurf" for just about everything.
- Brainy: Smurf-xactly!