- [the tabloid newspapers are full of a story about Tony and Cherie Blair being involved in a "Mayan Rebirthing" while on a recent holiday to Mexico]
- David Blunkett: What exactly *is* a Mayan Rebirthing?
- Tony Blair: [embarrassed] It was Cherie's idea. You take off all your clothes and smear each other with fruit and mud.
- David Blunkett: Bloody hell! It'll never catch on in Sheffield.
- David Blunkett: The dog needs taking out.
- [as in "taking out for a walk"]
- Keith: [under his breath] Yeah... with a Cruise missile.
- [to Kimberley and her lawyer]
- David Blunkett: You shouldn't take me on. The law's on my side. I made the law, you see.
- Kimblerly Fortier: I hope you know what you're doing. All I have to lose is a husband. I can always get another husband. How easy is it to get another Home Office?