Since the Brothers Grimm, a lot of water has gone under the bridge. Especially under the Brooklyn Bridge. The trees have been transmuted into skyscrapers, the nice forest dwarfs have become a street gang, and the only thing white about Snow White now is the sweet sparkling powder that she necks down by the packet: the STAR STUFF The only one to stay the same is the Nasty Witch: she's vain and malicious and she will stop at nothing to preserve her reign 10 blocks around.
—Anonymous