Quinn Shephard credited as playing...
Donna Malone
- Donna Malone: Hey. Watch it, Dr. Evil.
- Oliver Porter: Oh no, did I offend you? Well I don't know what else to call someone who commits grand theft auto, reckless driving, destruction of property all in the course of ten minutes.
- Donna Malone: Someone cooler than you'll ever be.
- Oliver Porter: Oh! O-o-o-o-oh! Woo! That's fantastic! I didn't know we had Ellen DeGeneres in the house.
- Grace Conrad: This is so not the Christmas I had in mind.
- Donna Malone: Oh, poor baby. I bet you have nice Christmases, don't you, rich kid? Where does your family go? Paris? London? Fiji?
- Grace Conrad: Please. Fiji's a zoo this time of year. We go skiing in Utah.
- Donna Malone: Are your folks still together?
- Grace Conrad: Yes.
- Donna Malone: Then I hate you.
- Grace Conrad: I'm not wild about you either.
- Charlie Goldfinch: Well, I love Christmas - and I'm Jewish.
- Timothy 'Beef' Wellington: My mom's boyfriend says that Christmas is when Frosty the Snowman fights with the devil.
- Donna Malone: It talks.
- Grace Conrad: If you guys get me sent back to that room, your dead.
- Donna Malone: What are you gonna do, rich girl, have your daddy hire a hit man?
- Grace Conrad: Maybe I'll just have him break your dad out of jail.
- Spencer Davenport: [hiding his face behind his hand] Hmmmm...
- [Grace smirks at Donna, who reacts by attacking Grace and starting a fight]
- Charlie Goldfinch: Girl fight! Girl fight! Oh, my gosh, it's a girl fight!
- Donna Malone: It's really small in here.
- Charlie Goldfinch: I know. It's great, isn't it?
- Grace Conrad: Charlie, just because you compensate for your abandonment issues by squeezing yourself into small womblike spaces doesn't mean everybody else does.
- [everybody looks at her]
- Grace Conrad: What? My mom's a psychologist.
- Spencer Davenport: We've got to get down to the lodge.
- Donna Malone: How? You got four snowboards?
- Spencer Davenport: [walks into a canoe hanging from the ceiling] Ow.
- [turns around]
- Spencer Davenport: Ever watch the Winter Olympics?
- Charlie Goldfinch: [commandingly] "Physician, heal thyself!" It's Shakespeare.
- Donna Malone: Man, you're no end of help in a fight, are you?