I Can Do Bad All by Myself (2002 Video)

David Mann: Brown

Quotes 

• Mable "Madea" Simmons : How about this? You bury your dog in the backyard, that way every Christmas and New Year's Eve you can go and put bones and flowers on his grave and be with him.

  Leroy Brown : Flowers? That sounds like a good idea.

• Maylee : We've found a religion that we're comfortable with.

  Leroy Brown : It's that same comfort that's going to send you straight to hell.

• Leroy Brown : [to Madea, after he found his dog dead]  Madea, you better be glad that I'm saved or I would just stab you in your heart!

  Mable "Madea" Simmons : [Madea goes upstairs and comes back down with her purse full of guns]  Come on stab me! I want you to stab me! Come on and stab me!