- Mum: I'm a little worried about the babysitter you asked.
- Dad: Why?
- Mum: Listen...
- Neil Bell: [through radio, baby crying in background] Hello, I'm Neil Bell, let me tell you an interesting fact about you babies - babies cannot drive, or have alcohol
- Piggyback Jockey: [catchphrase] Piggyback!
- [lands on the person as if a horse]
- [last lines]
- King Stupid: Now about the credits - the ones at the beginning are reasonably stupid, the middle ones very stupid, and those at the end unbelievably stupid. Anyway, bye bye!
- Want it not get it: You want it? Not get it! Wannit, not get it...
- [continuous]