Brent Butt credited as playing...
Brent Leroy
- [last lines]
- Brent LeRoy: Hey, if you enjoyed our episode about reading, why not check out some of the books we mentioned on our show: The Life of Pi, by Yann Martel; The Saint in New York, by Leslie Charteris; Don Pendleton's Mack Bolan Executioner #147: Payback Game, by Jerry VanCook; and if you enjoyed our wildlife segment, check out Dingoes In Their Habitat, by Jay Robertson ... which isn't even a real book, actually. It's just something our props guy, Jay Robertson, made for us. Actually not a bad read. So visit your local library and get into the magic of reading.
- [Colin Mochrie ducks into the shot]
- Colin Mochrie: Pick up a book! Reading is cool!
- Brent LeRoy: This guy's gotta be in everything!
- Oscar Leroy: Comedy's not funny. There's nothing good on TV any more.
- Brent LeRoy: You were laughing at the TV last night.
- [flashback: Oscar, Brent, and Emma watch a nature program]
- Announcer: ... and so the lion pounces on the unsuspecting dingo.
- Oscar Leroy: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Didn't see that coming!
- [before hosting Comedy Night, Hank hones his anti-heckler insult skills]
- Brent LeRoy: Hey, Hank, you suck.
- Hank Yarbo: Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date later.
- Lacey Burrows: You're not funny.
- Hank Yarbo: Ain't it sad when cousins marry?
- Oscar Leroy: Hi, Hank.
- Hank Yarbo: Shut up, old man.
- Oscar Leroy: Did you hear? They're building that new call centre - in Wullerton!
- [Everybody spits, including Lacey, who looks appalled at what she's just done]
- Brent LeRoy: [to Lacey, evilly] You're one of us now.