Corner Gas (TV Series)

Dress for Success (2005)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Brent LeRoy : Don't you think a skirt is a little la-di-da for a gas station?

  Wanda Dollard : I'm not the one in the powder-blue blouse.

  Brent LeRoy : It's not a blouse. And it's not powder blue. It's sky blue, like the sky, where there's jet fighters and lightning... and it's not a blouse.

  Wanda Dollard : You're the boss, Blousie.

• Emma Leroy : As long as you're standing there, you could help me with these dishes.

  Brent LeRoy : Geez. I'd better not stand here, then.

• [first lines] 

  Hank Yarbo : Is that one of those little electric cars?

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah, guy stopped for free air for his tires. Real nice.

  Oscar Leroy : Tiny little thing!

  Brent LeRoy : I know, I got cousins bigger than that thing. That car could wear my cousin's pants.

  Hank Yarbo : Electric cars - wave of the future.

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah, well if nobody buys gas in the future then I won't have any cash. Then who you gonna borrow money from, huh? George Jetson?

  Oscar Leroy : Electric cars are a fad. I've seen 'em all come and go - cars that float, cars that run on manure, heli-cars!

  Brent LeRoy : Heli-cars? What are you, a Bond villain?

  Hank Yarbo : Wave of the future, you can bank on it.

  Oscar Leroy : That's why you're always broke - you make stupid decisions.

  Hank Yarbo : Stupid as a fox!

  Brent LeRoy : Approximately...

• Wanda Dollard : Hey. Did you give me the week off because you think I'm crazy?

  Brent LeRoy : No, I, I just, I thought you could use some rest, is all. Plus you were scaring me a little. That makeup was unnerving.

  Wanda Dollard : Well, you're just not used to seeing me all dolled up.

  Brent LeRoy : I've seen dolls that weren't that dolled up.

  Wanda Dollard : Huh? Well, I'm not crazy. And I'm not takin' the week off. What do you think about that? I'm workin' here on my week off.

  Brent LeRoy : [Wanda storms off]  Yeah, that proves you're not nuts.