Corner Gas (TV Series)

Whataphobia (2004)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : Well Hank, fears are irrational. They don't have to make sense. Don't you guys have any?

  Brent Leroy : Fears? Not really. I mean just the standard stuff. You know: pirates, vampires, Sasquatch, intimacy, commitment.

  Lacey Burrows : [to Wanda]  What about you?

  Wanda Dollard : None come to mind.

  [Thinks for a moment] 

  Wanda Dollard : Being intimate WITH a Sasquatch.

• Brent Leroy : [about Lacey's globophobia]  The point is it's nothing to be ashamed of.

  Lacey Burrows : [smiling]  Do you really believe that?

  Brent Leroy : Not for a second.

• Brent Leroy : Oh, hey, Mum. Davis? What's up?

  Emma Leroy : After Oscar's rampage, I went down to Stan's to apologize and...

  Davis Quinton : She punched him out.

  Emma Leroy : He was being a jackass!

• Brent Leroy : [to Hank]  I realised at that moment you were either not allergic to bees or an idiot. I later replaced 'or' with 'and'.

• Brent Leroy : [eating some food that Oscar has actually cooked]  Hmm. It's, um, it's, er, what's the word I'm looking for?

  Wanda Dollard : [with a mouthful of food]  Repellent?

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, it tastes like bug repellent.

• Hank Yarbo : I'm like Wanda: I don't have any fears.

  Brent Leroy : What about bees?

  Hank Yarbo : I don't have any bees either.

• Lacey Burrows : I'm afraid of balloons.

  Hank Yarbo : Afraid of balloons?

  Lacey Burrows : Uh-huh.

  Hank Yarbo : Wha... whoever heard of that?

  Brent Leroy : Wanda?

  Wanda Dollard : It's called globophobia. The persistent, irrational fear of balloons. It's more common than you'd think.

  Brent Leroy : It'd have to be.