On a visit to the mainland, Mrs. Doyle and Father Jack get arrested while Ted and Dougal get lost in a cave.On a visit to the mainland, Mrs. Doyle and Father Jack get arrested while Ted and Dougal get lost in a cave.On a visit to the mainland, Mrs. Doyle and Father Jack get arrested while Ted and Dougal get lost in a cave.
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- TriviaThis is the final appearance of Father Noel Furlong (Graham Norton) on the series.
- GoofsMrs. Doyle gets her crimes wrong: instead of giving an amount or quantity when Ted asks if the criminals who supposedly 'robbed' her friend took much, she claims that the friend herself was stolen. This is called kidnapping, not robbery.
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Father Ted Crilly: God almighty! Look who it is, it's that actor!
Father Dougal McGuire: Who?
Father Ted Crilly: You know, your man from 'One Foot in the Grave', the "I don't believe it" man!
Father Dougal McGuire: Oh, wow!
Father Ted Crilly: God, that's amazing. Look at him there.
[sniggers]
Father Ted Crilly: Do you know what he'd love? He'd love it if somebody came up to him and said his catchphrase.
Father Dougal McGuire: Oh, yeah, Ted! He'd love that! You should definitely do that.
Father Ted Crilly: Should I?
Father Dougal McGuire: Oh, yeah. I'd say no one ever does that to him. He'll think you're hilarious. You know, this is one of these times where I'm absolutely, one hundred million percent sure that you'll be doing the right thing. I can safely say that you definitely, definitely won't regret doing that.
Father Ted Crilly: I'm going to do it.
Father Dougal McGuire: Brilliant!
Father Ted Crilly: Will I?
Father Dougal McGuire: Yeah, go on!
Father Ted Crilly: [hands his camera to Dougal] Hold the camera.
[Ted marches up to the actor Richard Wilson, of 'One Foot in the Grave' fame, who is in the middle of a conversation with a tour guide woman. Just before he's about to say the catchphrase, he looks back at Dougal and gives a thumbs up]
Father Ted Crilly: [loudly, in a bad Scottish accent] *I* DON'T BELIEVE IT!
[Richard Wilson is startled. He glares at Ted, then takes his hat off and hits Ted with it, then grabs Ted and wrestles with him. Two male bystanders pull Wilson away. Ted tries to apologise but Wilson goes for him again and gets him in a headlock. The men restrain Wilson again. All the while Dougal watches from a short distance away and takes photographs]
Richard Wilson: I'll bloody well kill you!
[Shaken and saddened, Ted walks back to Dougal]
Father Dougal McGuire: [cheerful as ever] Well, what did he say? Did he laugh?
Father Ted Crilly: No. No, no. No, not really. I'm going to sit down now.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Father Ted: Going to America (1998)
It has all the classic ingredients which make Father Ted one of the best comedy series to grace the television screen. The writers have a canny knack of taking mundane, simple situations and turning them into chaos and disaster, with this episode being a perfect example.
There's a bigger role for Mrs Doyle as well, although perhaps that can be said about the third series in general, and Pauline McLynn does not disappoint. Always surprised they didn't create a spin-off show for Mrs Doyle.
As usual, there's a good mix of satire and slapstick with the added bonus of Richard Wilson appearing as himself. It's a very clever move, if done correctly, to add a famous face playing himself, as it makes the characters of the show feel even more real than normal. Here they are, acting up around a TV personality that we all know, just the same way we would. Big thumbs up as well to Richard Wilson for being prepared to send himself up.
We're regularly reminded throughout the three series that Dougal isn't always the most asinine character, and this episode is no different with Ted's impetuous outburst in the police station highlighting that he's just as capable as his dim-witted sidekick of turning a positive into a negative.
'The Mainland' includes a second appearance from Father Noel Furlong (Graham Norton) and his lugubrious, young associates which is most welcome. Father Jack features a fair amount as well, although his behaviour is more subdued compared to normal. Perhaps the writers felt that his usual antics might be too much in an episode already featuring an agitated Richard Wilson and a hyperactive Noel Furlong.
So, from now on, this will be one of the many Father Ted episodes I regularly re-watch.
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- Runtime24 minutes
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- 1.33 : 1