- D.J.: [a neighbor has accused Comet of barking at her dog, DJ is stressed about her SATs] Look, lady! Nobody in this family barks!
- Ms. Twitchel: Well. Now we see where he gets it from.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Let me just say, I'm a huge fan of your work. In fact, your hair is the reason why I got a large screen TV.
- Vanna White: Thank you. If my hair has made a difference in one person's life, it's all been worth it.
- Kimmy Gibbler: There's something I've always wanted to ask you. Do you get paid by the letter?
- Vanna White: You know when they buy a vowel? That money goes to me.
- Kimmy Gibbler: Even the Y?
- Vanna White: Sometimes.