- Chandler Bing: You see? You can't tell which is which, either! Bleh!
- Phoebe Buffay: We didn't fool around with any of them! Bleh! Bleh!
- Joey Tribbiani: You gotta be cool, because my grandma doesn't know about you two. You do not wanna tick her off. She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body.
- Rachel Green: Oh, God, I hate my job. I hate it. I hate my job.
- Monica Geller: I know, honey. I'm sorry.
- Rachel Green: Oh. I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out. Then I think, why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in?
- Monica Geller: Are you crazy?
- Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, am I? Am I? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses?
- Monica Geller: You're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, he's very charming.
- Monica Geller: I know, he's too charming. But if you go out, it's gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.