Harry Morgan credited as playing...
Col. Sherman T. Potter
- Col. Potter: [about his grandson] The kid is barely out of diapers and...
- Charles: Colonel, I beg you no potty stories.
- Col. Potter: Potty stories? I was just going to say that the boy had his first pony ride.
- Charles: Oh. Of course.
- Margaret: Speaking of potty training, my first cousin had...
- Charles: We aren't speaking of potty training. We shall never speak of potty training so long as I am standing here.
- Col. Potter: Hey, Major, you seem to be a little touchy on the subject of potty training. Could it be that you were a member of the rubber sheet brigade?
- Charles: Don't be absurd, Colonel Potty.