Danny Masterson credited as playing...
Steven Hyde
- Steven Hyde: This just in: Your weirdo boyfriend sleeps in the nude.
- Donna Pinciotti: Yeah? So? I do too.
- Michael Kelso: Oh, yeah!
- Fez: Oh, I can see it now. And it is glorious!
- [looks around nervously]
- Fez: Excuse me.
- [he runs out]
- Michael Kelso: I have a question. If Hyde was in Hyde's bed, and Jackie was in Hyde's bed, what exactly was going on in said bed?
- Steven Hyde: Nothing. She needed a place to sleep.
- Michael Kelso: Needed a place to sleep! Well, a bed is an interesting choice now, wouldn't you say?