To say that this is a bad movie would be an understatement. Because it's from the Polonia Brothers you can assume that it has no budget and is poorly shot and edited. What you need to know is that this is extremely, stunningly unwatchable. I venture to say that I know of no film that has been shot with less effort than this one. It is supposed to be a comedy but it never, ever succeeds at being funny. Apparently that takes an amount of thought or effort that the Polonia brothers were not willing to spend on this film. It may be cliché to say that watching a film is torture, but I'll go ahead and say that for this film.
The plot is supposed to be about two brothers trying to find ways to kill a vampire that they found in their mother's basement (because the entire film is filmed in and around a single house). However, they can only stretch that out for about 15 minutes. The rest of the running time consists of blatantly obvious time wasting and filler. The majority of the running time is taken up by such stupid pointless scenes as fifteen second shots of people sleeping and a guy urinating. I am not kidding when I say that a full one eighth of this film consists of an unending scene of the vampire making out with a blow up doll.
This film is only funny if you think that references to private parts, homosexuality, and sexual objects are funny. The film's knee slapping premise is that the vampire is actually gay. Ha Ha Ha! He farts a lot also, and never speaks: instead he only makes "Blah Blah Blah" noises. There are also many attempts at "breaking the fourth wall" that are never creative or funny. This film is supposed to be zany and comedic but it is executed with so little effort that it ends up being an insult to the viewer's intelligence and a criminal waste of time. I would be surprised if any other people than I and the Polonia Brothers were masochistic enough to sit through this entire film.
