- Jesse Katsopolis: I'm not trying to be mean, it's just, uh, you kinda backed me in a corner down there in front of everybody with that pasta incident. I mean, uh, you don't want your old man looking like a weenie, do you?
- Alex Katsopolis: Weenie.
- Nicky Katsopolis: Weenie.
- Jesse Katsopolis: No jokes. Sit down. Put the chair down, and sit down. Look, we're all on the same team here, let's just do this time-out thing and get it over with.
- [Nicky and Alex give Bronx cheers]
- Jesse Katsopolis: Okay, now you've gone too far. I'm trying to be a good guy. Nicky, Alex, you keep those little butts in those chairs and you do not move a muscle until I say it's okay. Do you understand me?
- Alex Katsopolis: Mean Daddy.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Mean Daddy.
- Jesse Katsopolis: Mean Daddy?
- Alex Katsopolis: Mean Daddy.