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A quirky twist on the vampire tale, set in modern day corporate America.A quirky twist on the vampire tale, set in modern day corporate America.A quirky twist on the vampire tale, set in modern day corporate America.
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- TriviaMany of the details surrounding James Garfield's "assassination" (and Alexander Graham Bell's attempt to save him) are historically accurate.
- GoofsWhen speaking of how the company funds itself, they say that they bought stock in AT&T when it was $.04 a share. The stock certificate shown, however, is for International Telephone & Telegraph, which is a completely different company.
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Turner Claymore: Here at Berm-Tech we offer you a handshake, whether you have hands, hooks, or flippers.
- Crazy creditsFilm title logo at the end of the end credits
- ConnectionsFeatures Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror (1922)
- SoundtracksPeople Are Meat
Written by Joshua Childs (as Josh Childs) and Jeremy Childs
Performed by Joshua Childs (as Josh Childs) and Jeff Boyet
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I had this movie described to me as a vampire comedy, so I figured I'd like it. It isn't, and I didn't.
The thing is, these creatures aren't vampires - they're a new type of creature that I hadn't heard of yet. Which is great, 'cause we need some original ideas in a world of remakes and sequels. Unfortunately, though, since these are new creatures the filmmakers spend most of the movie explaining to us who they are, their history, their likes and dislikes, how they live, how they die, etc. This goes on . . . and on . . . and on. It constantly interrupts the movie. The filmmakers try to make these scenes of exposition visually interesting but it all comes across like a Powerpoint presentation.
Exposition aside, the story itself is pretty good but I would have liked to have had things explained in a more sophisticated way.
The comedy is there in spurts but it is too uneven throughout the film. The opening scene and the film's climax are the two funniest things in the film. Throughout the rest, though, it felt like a big inside joke that I wasn't in on. Some scenes fall completely flat, some resort to toilet humor, and some make no sense.
As far as actors go, Darrel Hammond is funny doing what is essentially his Bill Clinton routine from SNL. His opening scene is hilarious, but unfortunately he takes a backseat quickly. David Foley is completely wasted in a flat role. I couldn't believe that they bothered to cast one of the funniest men alive and have him do nothing interesting. Jason Mewes pops up for a pointless buddy role halfway through the film. Judd Nelson definitely steals the show as the movie progresses and is at his best in the film's climax.
My other gripe is that the chemistry between the lead actor and the main girl felt very forced. I didn't buy their relationship for some reason.
Overall, it provides a few laughs but feels like a missed opportunity. I would suggest it on DVD only to fans of independent cinema who can get over things like horrible lighting and camerwork. This is one of those movies that will probably get a cult audience but everyone else will hate.
The thing is, these creatures aren't vampires - they're a new type of creature that I hadn't heard of yet. Which is great, 'cause we need some original ideas in a world of remakes and sequels. Unfortunately, though, since these are new creatures the filmmakers spend most of the movie explaining to us who they are, their history, their likes and dislikes, how they live, how they die, etc. This goes on . . . and on . . . and on. It constantly interrupts the movie. The filmmakers try to make these scenes of exposition visually interesting but it all comes across like a Powerpoint presentation.
Exposition aside, the story itself is pretty good but I would have liked to have had things explained in a more sophisticated way.
The comedy is there in spurts but it is too uneven throughout the film. The opening scene and the film's climax are the two funniest things in the film. Throughout the rest, though, it felt like a big inside joke that I wasn't in on. Some scenes fall completely flat, some resort to toilet humor, and some make no sense.
As far as actors go, Darrel Hammond is funny doing what is essentially his Bill Clinton routine from SNL. His opening scene is hilarious, but unfortunately he takes a backseat quickly. David Foley is completely wasted in a flat role. I couldn't believe that they bothered to cast one of the funniest men alive and have him do nothing interesting. Jason Mewes pops up for a pointless buddy role halfway through the film. Judd Nelson definitely steals the show as the movie progresses and is at his best in the film's climax.
My other gripe is that the chemistry between the lead actor and the main girl felt very forced. I didn't buy their relationship for some reason.
Overall, it provides a few laughs but feels like a missed opportunity. I would suggest it on DVD only to fans of independent cinema who can get over things like horrible lighting and camerwork. This is one of those movies that will probably get a cult audience but everyone else will hate.
- slasher921
- May 17, 2007
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- $725,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 33 minutes
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- 1.78 : 1
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